I Reblogged That For You: A Story of Internet Friendship
Why the Fuck Did You Reblog That From Someone Else: A Story of Pain and Betrayal
You Liked My Post, But Did Not Reblog It: A Story of Mixed Signals and Confusion
The URL I Wanted Was Taken: A Story of Identity and Thwarted Ambition
Why Are We All Typing Like A Fall Out Boy Song: A Story Of My Confusion
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
Oasis- Stop Crying Your Heart Out
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"I want you.
Your lips on mine.
Your hands around my waist.
My lips on your neck.
My hands running through your hair.
I want you.
In my bed.
Right next to me.
Holding me tight.
Talking about anything.
Gentle kisses in between thoughts.
Our tired eyes holding contact.
Slowly falling asleep."
a woman speaking is always “whining” unless it’s what a man wants to hear.
if you are a guy and you call me any of these I will unhinge my jaw and swallow you whole
"The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday."